Dating F*cking Sucks & Don’t Try To Tell Me Otherwise.

As I sit here with my glass of wine, watching the rain cascade over the bare trees on this crisp winter day, I can't help but think of the time when a dear friend of mine told me that dating was "one of the best times of her life".. The thrill of getting to know…

If someone tells you that dating is “fun”, they’re a damn liar.

If someone tells you that dating is “fun”, they’re a damn liar. It’s like a job interview, but that your allowed to drink adult beverages to calm your nerves. You’re trying to sell yourself the best way that you know possible to a stranger, without giving off too many red flags about your past dating…

Just When You Thought “Catfishing” Wasn’t A Thing Anymore..

The term "catfish" is something that most, if not all, of us are familiar with, but have yet to experience.. If you have lived without social media or contact with the outside world for the past five years and are unaware of the term - It is when someone pretends to be someone they're not…

Don’t Let Someone Make You Feel Guilty About Their Mistakes.

In my recent pursuit of a man, I have come to realize that once again, I will probably end up alone with seven dogs and I'm okay with it. The more that I try to put myself out there and date, the more that I realize men are far more complicated, infuriating and exhausting than…

Why Is Dating Multiple People At The Same Time Still A Thing?

I have said it before and I will say it again.. Dating is extremely difficult. Especially in this day and age where all the "single options" are right at your fingertips. Why waste your time trying to figure out if someone is interested in more than just a few dates when you can go on…

You Want Me To Call You A Man, But You’re Acting Like A Scared Little Boy..

So if you are an avid reader of this blog, you will know that last week I was just writing about the highs of dating and all the good, gushy butterflies that you get from it. Gross. You know all that can't eat, can't sleep, excited to talk to this new person kind of stuff.…

The Butterflies Are A Bitch.

I would like to start off by saying that the title credit for this blog goes to Janet Jackson, not the real Janet Jackson, but the cooler one who sits behind me in the cube at work. Also a majority of the advice today is coming from her and Gina, the other cool girl who…

I’m In Desperate Need Of A Man-Detox.

I have been "single" in Facebook relationship terms for a long time, chronically single if you will, but I have always had a guy around. There has always been one on the back burner, set on a light simmer waiting for the heat to pick up until it boils over, catches fire and causes complete…

When I Start To Like Someone, I Turn Into An Ass Clown.

The older I get the more I realize, I don't like men, dating or dating men. Within the first five minutes of meeting a gentleman, I can tell if they are someone that I could see myself playing "Monopoly" with (AKA dating), if they are someone I can see helping to find a "Monopoly" partner…

Dating Apps – A Single Woman’s Nightmare.

Back by popular demand - And by popular demand, I mean at the request of taken friends who find dating apps fascinating, my dating mishaps hilarious and feel so blessed that they do not have to worry about this kind of malarkey anymore. This one is for you luck taken jerks - Enjoy my misery!…